Monday, November 1, 2021

I've tried; but I just don't like Halloween


The worse thing about Halloween, other than being held hostage by kids duped by crappy candy conglomerates into disrupting your evening and eliciting from you the automatic response (because it is the easiest way to react to being held hostage) of giving them the crappy candy you bought from an industry known to use child labor to harvest the crap the crappy candy is made of, the display of expensive cheap Chinese decorations made of materials that will clog waterways and kill wildlife for millennia, the constant disruption of dinner, and the panicked scampering of cats every time the doorbell rings, is how lame most the costumes worn by the little extortionists are.

No comments:

Post a Comment