The worse thing about Halloween, other than being held
hostage by kids duped by crappy candy conglomerates into disrupting your
evening and eliciting from you the automatic response (because it is the
easiest way to react to being held hostage) of giving them the crappy candy you
bought from an industry known to use child labor to harvest the crap the crappy
candy is made of, the display of expensive cheap Chinese decorations made of
materials that will clog waterways and kill wildlife for millennia, the
constant disruption of dinner, and the panicked scampering of cats every time
the doorbell rings, is how lame most the costumes worn by the little
extortionists are.
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